Dónall Dempsey - ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' MISS MODERN

'Men are nothing...! '
she said

'...but a storm
in a D-cup! '

Her laughter
did a mental striptease.

'I don't dress
to impress

men

I dress to impress
other women

...the competition! '

'I'm studying philosophy
at Uni

but right now I'm late
for my pole dancing class! '

And with that she stiletto'd off
into the dark

before getting caught

her left heel
held fast

in a drain.

Dónall Dempsey

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/miss-modern/