Dumb Crook News

I've been playing around with an idea for a weekly(ish) dumb crook news segment. Here is one I put together to get your thoughts on. Please, check it out and vote in the poll. It's just a draft version, as I didn't wan't to spend too much time on it, in case LL'ers hated the idea of it.

EDIT: If this is something you would like, it would contain more than just images. When available, I'll put in video or audio clips. Again, I didn't want to spend hours on something that you might not like, that's why I'm asking for your opinions before I go any further. Thanks LL'ers.