Douchebag Supercut: Bad Teacher

Just what makes Cameron Diaz's eponymous teacher so bad? For starters, her m.o. in life seems to be to marry in to wealth - nothing like a little gold-digging to carve out a female niche amongst our male-dominated douchebags list. As for her professional skills, Elizabeth shows up to class drunk, or high, and her curriculum consists mainly of screening movies for her class while she snoozes behind her sunglasses. In the middle of the movie, Diaz sincerely ups her teaching game, but it's only to win a bonus that goes to the class with the highest grades, and so she can use the money to buy a pair breast implants.
Class. Act.