David Taylor - Tom, Dick, Sally and Harry

What is it that peels in strips
But inside you cannot find any pips.

What is it that is yellow or green
But not leaves; that’s not what I mean.

What is it that is often seen
With its bunch of friends between.

What is it that’s the butt of jokes
And even sometimes used in a hoax.

What is it that is long, not fat
And never wears a peaked cap.

What is it that’s a slippery thing
Often empty, just a skin.

Do you think it is Tom, or was it Dick
Who you met with down at the Gym

Ohh no! You are so wrong!
It’s just a banana that you slipped on.

When you were rushing to meet Sally
And had not yet found Harry
Hoping that he will be the one.

David Taylor

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