David Harris - I’ll Kick His Arse

The next time someone tells me
that Gordon Brown the British Prime Minister is a great guy
I’ll kick him up the arse
and send him on his way.
On laying his reef at the Cenotaph
in the honour of the soldiers
who have given up their lives
in the great number of wars.
He could not even bow his head for a second
in a salute to those heroes
that had given up the lives to keep us free.
He is not a Prime Minister,
just a Political farce,
and if someone starts’ sprouting to me
that he is a great guy,
that person will feel my wrath
with the toe of my shoe stuck up the crack of his arse.
There is one thing in my books
that you just do not do
and that is be disrespectful of the dead.
The heroes of this country and others like it
who have gone out on battlefields
and giving up their lives for all of us to be free.
Everyone else there had the decency
to bow their heads in salute and sign of their respect,
everyone except one the Political Farce
better known as the British Prime Minister.
Therefore, the next time someone tells me
he is a wonderful guy they
had better start running before my shoe hits the mark.


8 November 2009

David Harris

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