David Darbyshire - Thick

I know this Guy
and no one will Deny
To say I must
he was thick as the earth's Crust

Stupid is, stupid be
But this guy you see
Was dim, dumb and dazed
And well Crazed

But in his funny, idiotic, moron Way's
He was Ok on certain Day's
The weird, foolish, senseless thing about it is,
He whizzed through any Crossword Quiz

David Darbyshire

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