David Darbyshire - Smart Guy

You have met a nice lass
And she was top of her Class
You want to try and impress her
So you order Orange Liqueur

During dinner, you
smile and talk
and watch her like
a hawk

Now guys you must
be careful what you say
don't show any lust
just sit back and pray

If she says: 'you are very intelligent',
take care about your surrebuttal
because to her this meant
you are easy 'trainable'

David Darbyshire

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