David Darbyshire - Psychotic Pets

Cats on the frying pan
Dogs in the fridge
Fish is on the heater
Birds caught a midge

My place is a little chaotic
All my pets are psychotic
I love them to bits
The budgie still has fits

I really laugh when I see them play
Their so happy I wish I was so gay
I am not bothered about my house
I just pray the cat don't eat my mouse

David Darbyshire

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