David Darbyshire - My Seams

My Seams, always seem to split
every time I want to Sit
My Dreams, never seem to quit
I sleep a lot, I admit

I should buy a sewing machine
and make a double stitch on my pants
also get an alarm clock
to wake up out my trance

David Darbyshire

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