David Darbyshire - Hung-Low

I used to walk with a Limp
Cause it wobbled To and Fro
I also felt like a Pimp
Since it really hung-low

I went to see the Doc
Who told me to tuck it in my Sock
I took the Doc's Advice
Now I can handle my Device

Now I feel much better
And I don't need a long Sweater
But when I see a Sexy Dame
It seems my left leg 'still' goes Lame? ?

David Darbyshire

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