David Darbyshire - Funny Names

I know a Chick named Dick
And a Guy called Lick
A Dog who answers to Trick
Also someone nicked-named Thick
But the best name of the Bunch
When it comes down to the Crunch
'And for everyone it is the same'
That is your God given Name

David Darbyshire

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