Dave Birss - Telesales

Good evening, Mr Bruce?
No.
Bryce?
No
Birss?

Sir, we’ve chosen YOU to talk to first.
Our salesmen are in YOUR area, see,
And wondered if you’d like to be
The lucky one.
Well,
what I’m saying
Is YOU can get FREE DOUBLE GLAZING.

Excuse me, you’re timing’s not the best
So here’s a solution that I’d suggest:
Give me your home number
And I’ll give you a bell
When you’re in the middle of your dinner as well.

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Dave Birss

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/telesales/