Daniel Richmond - Somewhere In The Kitchen

My dog built a spaceship
My bird wrote a book
Somewhere in the kitchen
My crab is a cook

My turkey's a tyrant
My bison's a bitch
Somewhere in the kitchen
My squirrel is a snitch

My frog is a toad
His wife is a dish
Somewhere in the kitchen
My fox ate her fish

My penguin's a villain
My gull is a geek
Somewhere in the kitchen
My goat took a leak

My skunk ordered sushi
But got a giraffe
Somewhere in the kitchen
My donkey's an ass

My snake is a lair
My peacock a queer
Somewhere in the kitchen
My bat brewed a beer

My aardvark's a gossip
My rhino a fraud
Somewhere in the kitchen
My cat thinks it's God

I meant no offense
But if I did
Come into the kitchen
Cause we're cooking Squid

Daniel Richmond

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