Crazy's baby

So this certain lady here was under the influence of Orchid wanting a grandbaby from Crazy and myself. (INCEST I TELL YE! >8O) And what happened was that night I had Crazy lay a random egg, Cracked it open and out popped a kitten in red armor named Dante. But what would happen if the egg didn't crack open? This is what I think would happen..

Clip comes from a awesome show on Cartoon Network called Adventure Time, One of my kiddos fav show on there :)