Craziest Amazon Products: Badonkadonk

<p dir="ltr">The <a class="link" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="ttp://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00067F1CE/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B00067F1CE&linkCode=as2&tag=crazythingonamazon-20">Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank</a> is able to crew up to five people in style. We know what you’re thinking: $20,000 for whatever this thing is? No thanks. But wait, before you allocate that money toward paying down your mortgage or saving for retirement, just think -- you could be cruising through the desert at 40 miles per hour with your head out of this magnificent mechanical steed. Isn’t that worth more than financial security? The donk is unfortunately not eligible for Amazon Prime delivery. 
<a class="link" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="ttp://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00067F1CE/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B00067F1CE&linkCode=as2&tag=crazythingonamazon-20" target="_blank">Only $19,999.95 at Amazon.com</a>

Most hilarious questions and answers about this product: 

<b style="line-height: 1.5em;">Q: </b><b>Did all you guys buy this?!?!?!?! Did you all actually buy this thing?</b>
<p class="p2">A: What good is it? Duh, read the comments. It's great for: 1. Weekend get-aways 2. Destroying your enemies 3. Inspiring fear 4. Protection from SUVs ... and the list goes on and on.


<p class="p1">Q: <b>As a socially conscious despot, I was wondering how many stars the JL421 earned in vehicle/pedestrian collisions?</b><b> </b>
<p class="p2">A: It's a good question Barbara. The socially conscious designers included a sloping hull so that slow-moving pedestrians would simply bounce off. This safety feature was found wanting on the JL420, however, as the odd Jawa did tend to slip under the sills only to be mangled in the anti-gravity levitators.
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Q: </b><b style="line-height: 1.5em;">Is it zombie-proof?</b>
<p class="p2">A: While zombie-resistant to 90 days and 120 zombies, the JL421 cannot be said to be zombie-proof due to the persistent nature of zombie attacks. However, you may wish to look into the ACME XL321 Zombie Upgrade, also available through Amazon, which comes with nuclear capability and six retired MI6 agents.

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