Conflicted Over Wozniak

Do you watch "Dancing With the Stars"? It doesn't count if you're Michael Buckley or work for ABC. I'd never watched the show until tonight, when Steve Wozniak (former Apple co-founder) did the salsa with Karina Smirnoff. He had a leg/hamstring injury, and my wife was watching it while on Facebook. So I took a sneak, and it was like driving past a car accident. I couldn't NOT look. I found myself *seriously conflicted*- I was rooting for the effeminate, talkative, overweight, and geeky but determined and cheery old man. Sure- I was hoping he'd wipe out like any guy... even just a modest spill or fail. But he did the Wozniak Worm and survived the salsa. The judges even gave him a perfect 10. My wife said that's bad, though, because the total possible score is 30. But it's still a ten, right? Shutup- he's married and it's not gay to cheer for him on. Or cruel to hope he falls down on live television after of a leg injury. Dang- I'm entitled to my opinion, right? Well, I had to post this because wifeofnalts promptly returned to Facebook after telling me about her new favorite Comcast commercial (which I just found on YouTube and now I have a really irritating ear worm I hope I shared with you). Sorry- I'm not showing any footage here. I don't need ABC attorneys showing up in my garage before coffee tomorrow. And the end title was from a goofball t-shirt I made. Dare me to wear it in public? Now THAT would be gay. Distributed by Tubemogul.