Chuck Norris - Bruce Lee

I stand there facing him off
waiting for the rapid beast to make his move
i observe him carefully, and stare at his body movements
making sure i can manoover away from his attack
he leaps forewards and strikes me in the upper chest
the instant pain moving around my body
he strikes again, and misses me
as he contracts, i expand
hitting him with a gnarly round house kick
i could see the beast was injured but it was too late
as i went for another attack
the beast had moved out the way and struck me in my genetal.
At this stage i knew that i was never going to have babies again
the fight ended as i rose a white flag
knowing that my future parenthood is now in serious jeopardy.

Chuck Norris

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