Chris Benoit vs Horace Hogan

Tony tells us that this Sunday the Falcons will host the Arizona Cardinals in this very dome. For an encore, Tony tells Eric "You're a big football fan - living in Minnesota - probably a big Detroit Lions fan." Hey, *I* wish the Vikings didn't exist either, come to think of it. Again, Tony and Larry try to make Eric talk and he doesn't. Meanwhile, Benoit is hitting the rolling German suplex, Horace tries to elbow out but Benoit picks him up and drapes him over the top rope. Punch, chop (woooo!), Horace manages to suplex him out of the ring. Why didn't Benoit get an entrance? TOPE SUICIDA! Horace RULES! Wow, Benoit really hit his back hard on the barricade, too. Horace throws him back in, short clothesline, elbowdrop, 1, 2, no. We should all notice "Blind" Randy Anderson is officiating the match. Benoit springs up and gets a top rope superplex. Thumb-cross-the-throat gesture. Diving headbutt! Benoit is super slow getting up. Larry: "I was never one of the high flyers - I liked wrestling on the mat." I like when Larry reminds us of his seventeen-minute chinlocks. Horace with a 2 count. Benoit with a reversal to the Crippler crossface - Horace stays in, but eventually taps out (3:59). Benoit headbutts the camera - well, why the hell not. Replay of Horace trying a suplex but Benoit dropping into the Crippler crossface.