Chazz Azz - Barney Bed Bug

My name is Barney Bed Bug
I was born in a grand hotel
Though I was poor with friends galore
I lived among the swells

For such a friendly fellow
My life has been filled with shame
You see as soon as I land in one quiet nook
I'm forced to move again

I remember one day I landed in a suite
And boy was I doing fine
I nestled in between the sheets
And in comfort I reclined

You'd think an earthquake had hit the place
The way that old gal screamed
When she lay down she saw my face
So I bit her on the bean

So this time I'm forced to move again
Oh yes to filth and squalor
But what the heck I can't complain
The rooms are just a dollar

Chazz Azz - Feb 2012

Chazz Azz

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