CB Walker - F$@% Mabel Jenkins

Mabel Jenkins has been doing my hair for over 25 years. Ive been there since see started doin' hair. I was there opening day when she got her ass whupped by a crack head on homemade crutches. She even got burnt by the crack head with her own hot comb. Aint that a bitch?! Anyway, She aint gotta worry about me sittin' in her chair ever again! In fact, the next time a crack head or Rickey get to whuppin' on her ass, she better not call me cause I'll be too damn busy eatin' my pork n' beans and chardonnay, watchin' Golden Girls in my draws with the volume turned way up. Kiss my ass Mabel!!! http://www.cbwalker.com