Buddy Bee Anthony - Free To Ask

Ask your shrink
about your diagnosis
Ask your sponsor
about your drug of choice
Ask your parents
what was their dealio,
by Judeo/Christening you
Rachel, Christian, Noah, Christie, Christoff, Jude or Jordan

Ask the detective
about their case
Ask the district attorney
about the case
Ask the news what they make of the case
Ask the judge
why they threw out the case
Ask your ex-lover
how you caught a case
Ask your doctor,
just in case

Ask your pharmacist
why not take more than two at bedtime
Ask the FBI
to release your file
Ask the NSA
to stop listening in
Ask your college
about your transcripts
Ask medical clinics
why isn't there a more interesting assortment of magazines in
their waiting rooms
Ask the coroner
what the 'official' cause of death was

Ask the government about the status of your student loans
Ask a perfect stranger sitting across from you on a city bus
'so, what happened to your car'
Ask your ex
about your delinquent child support payments
Ask Social Security
why you don't feel socially secure.
Ask your creditors
about your credit history
Ask your prospective employer
about your urine sample
Ask lawmakers
why death-row inmates are forbidden to smoke cigarettes.
Ask your life insurance company
when are you statistically, most likely to die
Ask most churches
why only one spouse per customer
Ask your State Representatives
why they don't simply legalize everything
Ask again in the morning
when it's good for the asking


Buddy Bee Anthony

Buddy Bee Anthony

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