Bruce Larkin - The Jackalope Man Makes Juice

Here's the owner, Juicy Bruce.
He runs Bruce's House of Juice.
His Goosey Juicy Moosey Juice
Will make your achy joints feel loose.
This drink is made with goosey juice,
Juicy goose, and just a bit of juicy moose.
Please take a seat beneath a spruce,
And sip some Bruce's Goosey Juicy Moosey Juice.

Bruce Larkin

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