Botchamania 383

Music...
Main Theme by Sean Conran (WWF Wrestlemania, Amiga)
Artisan's World by Stewart Copeland (Spyro the Dragon)
Basic Medals by MashupGFX
Mad Maze Maul by Grant Kirkhope (Donkey Kong 64)
I Am What I Am by Gloria Gaynor

Thanks To...
Justin Roberts for the fabulous intro
Dan Goldman for the 450 splat
RawAttitudePod for the beachball moment which I'd never even heard of before now, good call
Dave Bixenspan for the COTC V clip
Ethan Absler for the bad table uno
futuramamaforlife for bad table dos
Storm DeVogelear for bad table tres
Simon Lacroix for bad table cuatro
Pacormur for bad table cinco
wrestling with unicorns for bad table seis
Henderthegreat for filming Team Tropicana's friendly fire
Guy Whose Name I Lost (sorry) for Davey Boy corpsing
MashupGFX for the Kurt Angle and John Cena mashup
thefoursweet for the Davis dick kick
TWMNewsUK for the Simpsons video idea for Davis dick kick
riderleangle for the Krusty crab ending
steve williams for the WWE feedback ending
eyerake for the Braun street fighter ending
kidswol for the Cole Commentary ending
charles chase for the DEMOCRACY MANIFEST and Goku ending
Jesse Maximum for the Batista Birdie Song ending

Notes...
Managed to get a video inserted in between Fast Lane and Wrestlemania (which WWE probably wanted to figure out) before the onslaught of Wrestlemania weekend shows takes over the twitter feeds

No reason for putting Kitao in the intro other than him having an amazingly impressive out-of-ring career for a guy who never had a match that was remembered for just it's in-ring quality. Shooting on Earthquake, getting KO'd by Takada, appearing in Van Damme films, fighting in UFC 9...RIP you stubborn bastard

wXw 16 Carat was one of the best events I've ever been to so of course I'm going to highlight the negatives. They cut out an entire spot from Night 3 so it could have been worse

I was going to use Worthless from the Brave Little Toaster for Angle 2019 because I'm a misery magnet but can appreciate how I'd be the only person to appreciate scrapyard Kurt

The Little Superstar ending may be the oldest meme/joke ever featured in Botchamania, i think the Vikings brought it to the UK when they invaded

That Brass Eye ending is satire and will definitely be taken in the spirit it was intended

Regarding Article 13 and EU, I have no idea how/if this is going to change anything but wanted to deal with this potentially life-changing political decision the same way I deal with everything: making a stupid video while trying to take a cheap-shot at What Culture

(btw there's no heat between me and them but I know someone will tweet one of the 10,000 Adams that work there with BOTCHAMANIA BURIES WHATCULTURE because god knows everything in this video is serious and fact)

but if this is the end, it couldn't have happened at a more anti-climatic and hilarious time than right before the biggest weekend of the year so I have to appreciate the comic timing of Article 13