Botchamania 276

The best series of accidents online since Dixier Carter last longed onto her e-mail account, it's Botchamania 276: Whore of the The Orient Express!

Thanks To...
Oleg The Usurper for the fabulous intro and tripping over
Xircon Zircon for sending me that Seal cover
sirwombat for the Eden moment I missed
George from Macomb for the crazy lucha dive
Kris Levin for the Mr. Fuji trip
RobViper for Argos
Adam Lash and The Indie Wrestling Archive for the glass match
Shane Kotlyar for Texas Dingo
Ruben for Kingston's fall
Codster9 for the I Quit ending

Music...
Seal - Kiss From a Rose [VRC6 Cover] by Fearofdark
Do You Wanna Touch Me (Oh Yeah) by Joan Jett
Zephyr by AKI, Hiroshi Kobayashi, Michiru Yamane (Contra Hard Corps)
Donut Plains by Soyo Oka, Taro Bando (Super Mario Kart)
Silence by Yumiko Kanki (F-Zero)
The Nutsmasher (Parodius DA!) by Anonymous DoD Contestant