Bill Smith - Whistling up a Monkeys arse

I’ve been whistling up a Monkeys arse
Tis’ futile this I know
I’ve been doing it now for three weeks
With not a thing to show
It never blinks it never smiles
Its ears never twitch
I think it’s time to stop now
As my lips begun to itch

Bill Smith

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