Ben Luwhiski - SO WERID!

Zombie so FAST!
only chance is to out RUN that beast!
is to tip your best friend toe,
so YOU can save yourself!

Fart so DANGEROUS!
only chance is to out RUN that smell!
is to take a sleep pill,
so YOU can DIE already!

Food so NASTY!
only chance is to out RUN that rubbish!
is to throw up at your girlfriend's face,
So YOU can get a real payback!

Girlfriend so BITCHY!
Only chance is to out RUN that thing!
is to push her into a well,
and say 'you got serve! ! ! '

Ben Luwhiski

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