Barry Van Allen - Bore Me!

That sounded like a great thing,
I wish I would have been,
on the way to Scotland,
in an airport, late, in Iceland.

Bored, and less than thrilled,
... I guess everyone was almost sleeping,
I hear the man began to stroke his thing,
and he got their attention,
when he started singing.

He gave a concert on the fly, I hear,
... I wish I would have been,
one of the passengers,
that got to hear,
an equally bored Springsteen.

Barry Van Allen

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/bore-me/