Badger's Kitten Lady Rap!

Lyrics:

Had a rough start.
My mom left me all alone
in the cold,
one day old,
before my eyes were open.

Wished for a home,
and I got what I was hopin'.
Now that’s in the past -
I let it go like frozen.

Life ain’t always fair.
But I don’t despair.
Eat lots of food,
get my belly shaped like a pear.
Ladies used to make fun of the baby badger.
Now everybody sayin': "ooh boy I wish I had ya!"

As a kid, they called me a hot mess.
My mama said "Don’t stress.
You got this, dude, you’re the best."
So I kept my chin up,
and I dressed for success,
in a tux with a little black vest
on my chest.

Life hit me with a test
and I passed it.
Tell me baby now are you impressed?
I’m a smash hit.
Now I got my own song,
and I proved them all wrong,
so check your judgment at the door and I cash it.

Life ain’t always fair.
But I don’t despair.
Eat lots of food,
get my belly shaped like a pear.
Ladies used to make fun of the baby badger.
Now everybody sayin': "ooh boy I wish I had ya!"

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