archie langford - flying saucers

Flying saucers

We walked on Durdum down that`s the northern side of town
It was summer there was a sprinkling of snow
When way up to my right I saw a most unusual sight,
What the experts call a UFO.

It was silver, not too large shaped a little like a barge,
But not so long, perhaps a little rounder.
I said to the misses, “What a bleedin turn up this is.
You tell your friend of this and you`ll astounded her.

Well the thing it landed then and a hundred little men
Jumped out and started tearing at our clothes.
The wife said, “It`s my guess they want us to undress,
But why they want us to do that god only knows”.

She took off her skirt and I took off me shirt,
And soon there was no stitch between us,
There was I handsome sod stood like some Greek god
While the wife looked as armless as Venus.

Their chief he said, “What`s that”? I said, “D`you mean that”?
And he grabbed it with a vice like grip.
I shouted, “Bloody hell”, `twould make any feller yell.
I said, “Let go of that, that`s my space ship”.

He said, “Don`t be daft that aint no space craft,
That`s too small to take you to the stars”.
I said, “That`s all you know you should see it bleein grow
Especially when it gets close to mars”,

archie langford

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