archie langford - Cant get it right

I`ve never been much good at sex
I couldn`t quite get it right
I practiced it often enough
About five times a night

My wife says that I`m nearly there
What I`ve been striving for
Never mind the ware and tare
Let us try once more,

I used to be fifteen stone
But I`v lost a bit of weight
When I weighed only yesterday
I was down to seven stone eight

I know I`m no good at it
In fact I`m quite a dunce,
But I`m determined that I`ll get it right
If it`s just for only once.

So here we go for another night
There is really no denying
That I might never get it right
But I do enjoy the trying

archie langford

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