archie langford - A Limerick or Three

There was a young woman from Bude
Went for a swim in the nude
Along came a shark
Out for a lark
That`s how her nipples got chewed.

A woman named Alice McGuffy
Was prim, proper and stuffy
Till a fellow named Rex
Introduced her to sex
And now she just cant get enoughy

An old lady from Abergaveny,
Knickers she couldn`t afford any,
People said what a shame
But that lovely old dame/
Said “It`s quicker when spending a penny”.

archie langford

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