Aram Stefanian - Crank bugs

Billy had a weird dream that he was inside a flying saucer
A colony of giant monstrous bugs surrounded him, ready to attack
He tried desperately to step back from them, like a tap dancer
As they finally grabbed him and started to tickle, Billy let out a yock
He woke up in a cold sweat, feeling severe itching under his skin
Billy was scratching his body until it bled, the night was real hell
When he looked in the mirror, he saw a hell of a bloody mess, and gave in
A little shot in the arm and he was fast asleep, missing the doorbell
Billy never realized that right after taking an O.D., he bit the dust
When his girlfriend broke down the door, she hastily called 911
''The guy had crank bugs, our relationship was a bust, ''
She explained to the ossifer, ''He was cartooning, and bought the big one''

Aram Stefanian

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