apple abs - my dads birthday

Cream and butter yum yum yum,
Eat too much bum bum bum,
Grandad ate too many pears and his wig came off with all his hairs,
He drank too much wine and burped like a swine,
I know who grandad is,
Hes a giant flying pig,
Married to a women so odd,
Who made grandad look like a cod,
He always wore holey socks,
He would have been better in the stocks,
You see i know this creatures wife,
She was as pretty as some mice,
But not just ordinary mice you see,
White mice with shiny hair... which gleams,
She was an odd unferocious critter,
Her old age made her very bitter,
When passers by were made to titter,
She never made a good baby sitter,
They all said please put her in the bin with your litter,
bwahahahahahaaaaaaaa,
I just did and awsome fart,
That gave birth and then came dad,
The spawn of a stinky fart,
Its not that i dont love him now,
Its just that he smells really bad,
You know what its his birthday,
Joyus gallee hes very gay,
Hannah is an awsome girl,
I better go i gotta hurl.

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