angel honeys - One crazy poem

One bright day
In the middle of the night,
Two dead men
Got up to a fight.

Back to back
They faced each other,
Drew their swords
And shot each other.

One lame donkey walking by
kicked a blind man in the eye.
He kicked him through a nine inch wall
into a dry ditch, and drowned them all.

I saw it with my own two ears
as i drank five million beers
and on my last bottle of water
i thought 'pepsi'.

angel honeys

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