Andrew Boyer - 'Andy's Ramble # 2'

well i never went hiking
ever since the nineties went away.
my little disney friend,
says he wishes that thousands would stay.

must have been putting me on,
because wether your right or wrong.
the past is a purple flame.

from the greasers in bars,
to the spiders from mars,
they all knew they had to grow up one day.

wont someone damn, little peter pan?
all he does is just laugh in your face.
he has no pitty, and he only take the pretty
little girls like wendy, to his hideaway place.

were megan fox and goldielachs
fighting eachother in a sweaty head lock,
and the local cops, had to stop and watch.
as they tried not to fall in love.

and tinker bell, she got mad ass hell,
because the chesire cat, whipped her with his tail.
because he sits in a tree so carelessly
and his face dissappears like one two three.

and tinker needs to find a cause.
she'll borrow money from the wizard of oz.
buy her self a real man, not just another peter pan.
seduce herself a tarzan or a king kong.


hey tink, youre far from home.
and he doesnt even know youre gone.
how's it feel to be out on your own?
without a mickey watching over you?

little girls dont like pixie's like you
no, now adays they like skanks who auto-tune.
and make them feel like theyre so dang fly.
oh tinker, its the truth, but i dont know why

and peter's new name is bieber.
and as for wendy he had to leave her.
but tinker dont cry.
im heading back to real life..
but can you tell mickey I said hi?

Andrew Boyer

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