Amanda Lukas - Father's Day Again?

So I guess it's father's day again.
I never could figure out the true meaning of father's day.
What?
Buy the guy a tie?
Take him out for dinner?
How's about a bottle of Jack?

I've got an even better idea:
I'll pay $9.95 to one of those 'people finders'
and tell them...
Tell them what?
'Go find Kevin'?
And when they ask me for the last name
of this mysterious missing person,
as we all know they always do,
I'll be back at square one.

Even if, by some chance,
I were to stumble across the location
of the mysterious missing man,
also known as 'Kevin',
what would I say?

'Hi stranger.'

Amanda Lukas

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