Alyssa Rieper - Burger King Meal

Thanks so much for Burger King
I hope, to it, you didn’t do anything
If you did then I have to run
Your crap in a grater and put it on a bun
And a Burger King label to mark the box
“This tastes like crap, but squirrels still rock! ”
That’s what you’ll say, I’ll just grin
Knowing I got away with the evil most sin

Alyssa Rieper

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