Alexander Hovanec - Jacob (Get Ready)

Jacob O' Jacob,
I love your new makeup,
But really, you're a boy
Whom I want to destroy.

Take it off, take it off,
Here, I'll go get you a cloth.
We have a dinner meeting tonight,
And Jacob, we must be polite!

We mustn't be messy,
That's a mandatory necessity,
Now please wash your face,
That makeup's a horrid disgrace.

Dry it nicely
Most precisely,
A little bit more,
Good! Now we're out the door!

Alexander Hovanec

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