Aine Carroll - Gardening

Is it really so darn rude,
When you garden in the nude.

Does it drive the people crazy?
When you try to weed the daisies.

And then you bend to check the moles
And they see all those dirty holes.

It really is with attitude
When people look like that at you.

I think its because you garden nude.
You really should have worn a snood.

Aine Carroll

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