ACCOUNTING 101 Part 3

Secrets revealed, indeed! But all this is false. I just made it up. Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.

I wrote a paper for Prof. Tinker at Baruch College, CUNY around 1987 as part of my Accounting requirement. Baruch was and probably still is the best accounting school in the world. I got an MBA with mention and my BS from Hunter College, CUNY was with honors.

When I tell people about working in Wall Street, they think I am fabricating it all. I am! I never worked with the Paris Bourse, either! I am, in fact, a former member in good standing of NASD, the National Association of Securities Dealers.

I have three movies in pre-production and a documentary for public TV has been accepted, but the disaster in Haiti has taken up the time of the producer(s) I want to work with, and I wish them godspeed.

FREAK WAVE 2 is out, and I am there as Lisa B. Falour. MODERN WOMEN by MoMA (The Museum of Modern Art in New York) is out and I am Lisa Baumgardner there.

I have been a working and paid journalist since I was 18 in 1985.

I wrote President Obama a long letter some months ago -- after three attempts to file for disability, my dossier was "lost" for the third time. Unacceptable. Doctors here will not fill out forms in English, nor can they reveal anything about my health to anyone! I had to move heaven and earth to put together those dossiers. They owe me back benefits. In exchange for 100 grand and 70 percent of my Soc Sec account, I will turn in my passport and revoke my citizenship. Not before. Answer me, Mr. Obama, please.

Seize the carpet.