30 Worst Google Auto-Completes Ever

#When I jump I hear water. #Is it wrong to sleep with your sister #Firefox has crashed and needs cuddles. #My cat wants me to get an abortion. #Put that mayonnaise on your child. #Sometimes I like to pretend I’m a meatball. #Dinosaurs don’t kick the baby. #Can people read minds #Can hackers access my computer when it is off #I ate a big red candle #Don’t you hate it when a sentence doesn’t end the way you think it octopus